( Fun fact: my headcanon body type for the summoner is the same as it is for Tavros!
Broad shoulders for supporting ‘dat rack’, strong arms from having to get around in a wheelchair and toothpick legs as a result of paraplegia.
Broad shoulders for supporting dat goalpost, strong arms for heaving massive lances and toothpick legs because he’d rather fly than jog, the poor bastard.)
Here it is guys! Your Summoner shimeji desktop buddy.
Additionally, here are some instructions for the technologically challenged:
Once you download the file you’re going to want to unzip it! Just right click and extract.
A bunch of files are going to be in there but this is the only one you’ll ever need to look at. Just double click!
Aaand you’re done. Enjoy!
Also, make sure to post screenshots! I’d love to see if this actually works at all.
yOU GOT YOUR„,
sUBJUGGLATORS,
jV tHRESHECUTIONERS,
aSIAN NERDS,
cOOL ASIANS,
vARSITY THRESHECUTIONERS,
uNFRIENDLY RUFFIANNIHILATOR HOTTIES,
gIRLS WHO CULL THEIR FEELINGS,
gIRLS WHO DON’T CULL ANYTHING,
dESPERATE LEGISLACERATORS,
mY WINGS PROBABLY AREN’T VERY SIMILAR TO FAKEY FAKE GODTIER WINGS OF FAKENESS, gOD TIERS CAN SIMPLY FLOAT AROUND AS THEY PLEASE, wHEREAS I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT AERODYNAMICS AND WING LOADING AND OTHER BULLSHIT, bUT SURE I CAN TELL YOU A FEW THINGS ABOUT THEM,
iF I HAD TO MAKE A COMPARISON, tHEY ARE MOST SIMILAR TO LEPIDOPTERA WINGS, eXCEPT FOR THE PARTS WHERE THEY’RE NOT,
lIKE, tHIS WEIRD MIDWING THING I HAVE GOING ON,
wHAT DOES THAT DO FOR ME AERODYNAMICALLY, wHY THE FUCK IS THAT THERE EXCEPT TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOOL??
oH RIGHT, aLL OF MY GENES WERE METICULOUSLY CRAFTED TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOOL,
tHE SIZE AND STIFFNESS OF MY WINGS ACTUALLY VARIES BASED ON HEMOLYMPH CIRCULATION,
tHE WING SURFACE AREA TO BODY MASS RATIO I NEED TO MAINTAIN IN ORDER TO FLY IS FUCKING PREPOSTEROUS, aND SO THE AMOUNT OF HEMOLYMPH I NEED IN MY WINGS TO MAINTAIN FLIGHT IS REALLY DUMB AS WELL,
mOST OF THE TIME (AS IN NOT FLYING) THEY AREN’T ACTUALLY GETTING ENOUGH CIRCULATION FOR FLIGHT, uNLESS THEY I HAVE THEM FANNED OUT FOR SOME REASON LIKE A POMPOUS TOOL OR I’VE JUST WOKEN UP AND MY EPINEPHRINE IS OUT OF WACK,
sO USUALLY THEY’RE JUST ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CAPE AND HAVE THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF WET TISSUE PAPER,
fUN FACT, i ALSO HAVE ADROCONIA!
tHOSE ARE WING SCALES THAT SERVE THE SIGNIFICANT BIOLOGICAL PURPOSE OF REMINDING ME OF HOW COMPLETELY UNSUCCESSFUL I AM AT GETTING LAID AND AND MAKING ME SMELL VAGUELY OF CINNAMON,
gOOD JOB NATURE, yOU ARE TRULY IMPRESSIVE,
